Well it’s Valentines Day today, which incidentally explains why Anita may have been cold with me this morning as I had forgotten until I came into work and checked Facebook! And so plan B kicks in – to all the guys who need a hand I have here a fine collection of quotes about love and marriage…say as many as you can as fast you can to your woman! Good luck ;)
Inspirational quote of the day
“Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the same direction.”
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Somewhat confused quote of the day
"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
Unknown
Physiologically aware quote of the day
“Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.”
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.
Downright depressing quote of the day
“Love is a grave mental disease.”
Plato
Funniest quotes of the day
“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.”
Cathy Carlyle
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.”
Anon
Vaguely Sexist quote of the day
“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
Hoosier Farmer
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner
Slightly inappropriate quote of the day
"It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
May your relationship be filled with the joy God desires for you to experience in Him!
God bless and catch ya soon, Dan
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